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Any one that’s followed me longer than a day knows I just love to “Sip Tea”.  I find it a great way to cap off  my shadiest quotes.  A couple Qtips have asked “What does Sip Tea Mean?”  It’s simple really.  Sipping tea is what I say when I know I’m being extremely shady, and just so you know I actually am sipping tea.  Well….depends on the time of day.  Sips tea actually has three meanings that only my most loyal Qtips have been able to pick up on!

The first being actual Tea of course.  This is The Mad Blogger’s tea party after all.

Mad hatter

Tea has become synonymous with trite gossip and superficial information, and I serve it good and hot.  I don’t even need an alarm clock anymore.  The notifications on my phone go off at the crack of dawn from the east coast strugglers needing their fix.

Crazy for tea Get me some tea

They can’t wait for me to get up and start brewing.  However, the tea must never be rushed.  It must be brewed slow and served just right for my guests.  Daddy’s not serving Lipton and sometimes it takes me a minute to get my bearings to make sure I’m serving the right flavor.  

pours tea2

Now I’ll admit that some simply can’t take what I”m serving.  I never promised that it was gonna go down smooth.

Cant take my tea

However, for some, it was just what they were looking for to start the day.

releif tea

I will admit that I can serve up the most exotic and Shady flavors.  Sometimes the tea will be cutting and elitist.  Very matter of fact and Shady.

adams tea

Other times I’ll be very down to earth and relatable.   You know?  Just another one of the strugglers.

Beyonce tea

Other times?   Not so much.  

Evil tea

But don’t think I’m upset or anything.  The tea keeps me calm and able to deal!

Im fine

Now that’s what I’m talking about during working hours when I’m putting on my “Good Negro” face.  Off the clock?  Tea takes on a whole new meaning all together.  As soon as I get home its time to crack some red.   I stopped saying “Sips wine” because as honest as I was being, some Qtips began to think I had a drinking problem

more wine

I swear I don’t.  I just love to indulge  I find a lot of pleasure in the simple luxuries of Life,

wine and judgement

and it helps numb the frustrations of single life when the strugglers get online whining about not having a Struggle buddy.

wine tastes like love

After all that’s said and I done, I usually switch to my favorite herbal refreshment.

puff puff

I’d like to say that I just “Sip” this exotic green tea, but truth be told…..I get my fawking Life!


This is when the good posts come.   By this time I’m so full of Caffeine, wine, and THC that you never know what I’ll say in this tweaked out state of mind.

chris tucker smokes

These are usually the posts that reflect how desperately I need to get my Life together, **sighs** but tomorrow is always a better day to do that.

All in all, I’m just glad you guys come and enjoy the foolishness.  All I ever ask is to mind your manners, Keep your pinkies out,

pinky out

and take it for what it is…..**Sips Tea** 

Good tea


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Vitamin Q (VQ) is a writer, blogger personality, and a social commentator. He irreverently analyzes how social issues affect individuals in modern society by using sarcasm, humor, and intellect, creating his own unique blend of Southern SHADE, purely for the purpose of helping like minds cope. “I say it so you don’t have to!”
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