I feel it would do my audience an injustice if I didn’t admit to my long running habit of making up words and throwing them around as if everyone should know what they are.  I call em “Quisms“( I made that up as well obviously).  Don’t get me wrong.  I didn’t Struggle in school.  I have a vocabulary to be proud of.  I just always felt that if you can’t quite recall the perfect word to identify something, make something  up.  

I said all that to say that I wanna do better.  It’s unfair of me to just say something and not give you at least a clue as to what I mean.  I can really only give you a clue cause not only do I make these words up, but I sometimes change what they actually mean.  I know….this sounds like insanity and struggle, and it will be so you just gotta follow the little white rabbit down this hole.  It’s just that I usually become so fond of the word I have to throw it around as much as possible.  Take my newest word for example.  Poonch!  **sighs with delight**  the way it just rolls of your tongue you’d think it had THC in it. I usually use the word when I have to ask some high strung young ratchet “is your Poonch wet?” because she’s coming out of pocket with me.  So many of these young ladies have gotten so bold with their approach.  I feel myself constantly having to pull back and take it all in. Looking like  “Bish……….”

Oprah take it in

Poonch is obviously a reference to your libido.  However, its not meant in a sexual way.  It’s more like you’re letting yourself be overcome with the frustration, neglect, and loneliness of the poonch when I’m referencing it.  Some women will come at u so angry you’d think you were the one neglecting their poonch.  So they walk up to you all mad….

walking up  

…..and drop their poonch right there on your doorstep.

poonch split

However misplaced their frustrations might be they always feel as I have the power to wranch em off and “Make em feel Good” (Thank U for that always Halle)


I just felt it important to every now and then give you a lil insight into dark, dry, vulgar sense of humor you seem to love so much.  You’ll be getting more of my little Quisms in the near future, so until then keep your Poonch dry! Wink

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Vitamin Q (VQ) is a writer, blogger personality, and a social commentator. He irreverently analyzes how social issues affect individuals in modern society by using sarcasm, humor, and intellect, creating his own unique blend of Southern SHADE, purely for the purpose of helping like minds cope. “I say it so you don’t have to!”
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