Some things I have an opinion on, and some things I merely want to present to you because I don’t quite know how I feel about them.  Perhaps I’ll come to some sort of inner understanding by the end of this blog.  

The woman you see above is 53-year-old Miriam Marie “Mae-Mae” Burbank who passed away June 1.  Her two daughters wanted to give her one “last party” for her send off to sunset.  So THIS is what they decided to do.

I’m not going to judge.  Burbank is serving you mug perched up in that chair. If you’re going to go out then this is how you do it.  Let your last move be your Best move.Leave them Bothered by your wig game while you sip your Bush beer out of a goblet.


Remind the lesser gwarls Who.You.Are as you flick your menthol cigarette in the ash tray.


And after you’ve sent #Fish on their way, do your crossword puzzles under a disco ball like a Bawse supposed to!

her daughters did what they were supposed to. They went straight to Charbonnet Funeral Home in the Treme because they knew they would be about that mess!  I’m sure mama had haters, and you can’t let them bytches can’t you slipping at Any.FuQQing.Moment! Even Death! 


She’s offering you an eternity of Seats!  Remain shackled in your mortality about it! I’m letting her through!


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Vitamin Q (VQ) is a writer, blogger personality, and a social commentator. He irreverently analyzes how social issues affect individuals in modern society by using sarcasm, humor, and intellect, creating his own unique blend of Southern SHADE, purely for the purpose of helping like minds cope. “I say it so you don’t have to!”
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