The Qidz were all over social media yesterday trying to get Life talking about “Ohhh Beyonce bout to make an announcement on Good Morning America tomorrow!” getting themselves worked up and what not. I was like “It aint about to be nothing but some bullshyt and nonsense.” And as usual…I was right.

Beyonce got everyone hyped up about a “big” announcement that turned out to be that old lie she keeps telling about being a Vegan.

The Grammy winner, 33, made her appearance on GMA to discuss her vegan diet. She took Marco Borges‘ 22-Day Vegan Challenge in 2013, and has since stuck with the meal plan, shedding inches and pounds off of her famed figure.

I am not naturally the thinnest woman,” she said in the recorded video on the morning show. “I have curves, I’m proud of my curves. I have struggled since a young age with diets. Finding something that actually works, that actually keeps the weight off has been difficult for me.”

The star, who added that her skin is “really firm and a lot tighter” since trying the challenge, said the program helped her get the weight “off fast” and keep it off. She used the GMA appearance to promote 22 Days Nutrition, her meal delivery service with Borges that was first announced in February.

I’m not finna do this Beyonce. Not today. Not tomorrow. Now even when Winter Comes. I know you’re trying to help Jay sell Tidal, but this ain’t the path to righteousness. This is common, petty mess reserved for a Facebook post. For you to shut down the lives of the Beyhive to tell us how to make groceries is beneath you. You could have tweeted this. You know your fans don’t give a damn about dieting. And the only exercise they do is pucci popping on a handstand. You can read some of their reactions HERE because I don’t have time like the other bloggers do to be copying and pasting Tweets all day. It cuts into my meditation time.

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If Jay and Bey wants someone to get excited about Tidal they are going to have to do better than these superficial updates. Isn’t there some edgy, hyper talented Eastern European artist they could be stealing content from to entertain us?
Qmunity, did Beyonce’s big news stop your world? Especially on the heels of Ms. Jackson’s?

 

 

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