Oh Hello YOU! You is a good name for you. You’re so common and pedestrian why learn your real name Rashana Laurencin? Especially when all you want in life is for someone to know your name. Everything you do is so someone will ask what it is. The aging octoroon with the nice body (for her age) who shows a lot of skin cause her face is so forgettable. That’s why you scour the internets looking to be offended so you can run back to your 20-30 minions still impressed by light skin and pool hair accented by cheap blue contacts. 

Oh YOU. Don’t you understand you’re too old for this? Not BETTER than this. But way Too old for this. It’s gotta be hard being just another “what is she” so you repost sassy posts about Trump all day hoping that’ll attract new “fitness” and talking about racism as if you don’t navigate this world trying to use your lighter skin as your privilege among black women. 

YOU are very aware that you’re their proximity to whiteness so every chance you get you try to align with them because among them you stand out. Nowhere else tho. Everywhere else you’re just….YOU.

So when you happen across my page you get excited. Finally someone that makes you cream. YOU pretend to hate me but you love ME. I’m just the guy to validate the tragic mulatto monologues you act out in your head. I give you purpose. Look how you took your time to put all the words I said to you in a nice little collage. ME made you feel seen. I gave you attention you don’t get from trolling anyone else’s page. And even though I’m gay it doesn’t matter to you. I touched YOU in ways your baby daddy never could.

YOU pretend to be a champion of “Black” women on social media cause you’re in it for the hits and clicks, but in real life you’re insecure around black women. I’m sure growing up they made you feel “other” and social media gave you a great way to pretend to fit in with them. You could pretend to be a rebel….a champion of their disadvantage, and in return they get to touch your silk press. Oh YOU. You just wanna belong.

Oh YOU. I get You

Chenoa Laurencin

And here YOU are the most toxic victim of them all. The professional victim who can’t align with black women unless she’s complaining about how horrible black men and Trump are. The two easiest clickbait posts on the internet. It’s common like your look. It’s hard to feel special when you look like any other indigenous colonized woman across the globe. But I think YOU’re very special.

 Is this what you’re afraid of? That I don’t know who you are? So instead of blocking me you troll me hoping I’ll notice YOU?! Is that why your instagram is so needy?

Well….Hello YOU!

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Vitamin Q (VQ) is a writer, blogger personality, and a social commentator. He irreverently analyzes how social issues affect individuals in modern society by using sarcasm, humor, and intellect, creating his own unique blend of Southern SHADE, purely for the purpose of helping like minds cope. “I say it so you don’t have to!”
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